Local Hippies and Trustafarians face realization that the sun does not rise and set in Asheville's Anus.
By: Edgy NDN Reporter from the Oakley Times Copyright 2009
Local lay abouts and drug smoking hippies in state of disbelief that the sun does not set in Asheville's Anus. This was proven when one pay their bills and turned on their cable to find out that their was a whole other world out there. Needless to say these people were shocked.
Kook #1 - I payed my bill, turned on the Tube and there it was staring at me, a world that didn't resemble 1978, I passed out . . . .
More news as news develops.
Local residents shocked to find out that the Asheville City limits extend further then the Tunnel, the Bridge and the Biltmore Area.
By: Oakley Hooligan Reporter from the Oteen Gazette Copyright 2009
Asheville city council and area residents shocked and alarmed that there was more to the city of Asheville then what they thought.
Councilman Do nothing: I knew we had more people in the area but never did I think that it extended as far as it did. We are shocked the city was so big and the rest of the city was so modernized compared to our little mountain town. We will launch a $100,000,000,000,000 Study to find out about the surrounding areas with a NY Firm, this study should take 10 years.
More to come as news develops
No comments:
Post a Comment