Monday, April 27, 2009

Scuttlebutt and other yapping

Just like the brainwashed drones that litter the streets of Asheville NC the like to stick together and pat each other on the back each time one of them quotes NPR or something lame like that.  The topic Im talking about is Racism in Asheville, apparently some of the tragically hip noticed "For a town that claims to be Diverse where are the people of different colors?"  Well we do have people of all colors and races all over Asheville, for the most part Asheville is warm, unless you go down town or Now Haywood Road in West Asheville.  

This is because the down town and haywood road is filled to the brim with hipster, smug, snarky, tragically hipsters that celebrate one nationality, the bohemian/hippy culture.  Thats it, any jackass can open a store an cell crappy 2nd hand clothes that was rejected from the salvation army and goodwill;  Open yet ANOTHER Coffee shop in the area; We have a chain of FIVE, FIVE, count it FIVE Head Shops in the Asheville area selling the SAME crap.  Trinket Stores, and "Art Exhibits" by art I mean Rust and water colors from a Kindergarten class.

But no Ethnicity celebration from the Masses of good ol progressive Asheville . . .  wait we have -
Greek Festival
Kawanza
Goombay

Thats it because that tax beaten horse of Bele Chere does NOT count.

Asheville not so much of an open city as it claims.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Welcome to Earth week or Just another week in the town of Loud Asheville

So this week is earth week, the bastard son of Earth Day April 22.  This is a day that supposed to bring attention to the Global Climate Crisis.  Not that this garbage is shoved down our throat every day now for the past several years.  And all this nonsense talk of carbon credits and wastes of money like that, yes that is what it is a money making scheme and a flat out lie.

Now look, I drive more of earth friendly car then ALOT of the folks that spew this drivel here in Asheville.  Yes the tragically hip and loud crowd drive SUV's with Protect the enviroment crap bumper stickers on them, It helps to feel justified.  To protect the earth we need to have a bunch of concerts and get tog-ethers, that helps the cause all these people in one place destroying that area.  Drive your hybrid ignoring the fact that the making of one Hybrid car does more damage to the enviroment then buying a used gas guzzler.  But its not the point of buying the hybrid its symbolism over substance and just like everything about this town Its about being seen.

The earth has raised one degree in the past how many years???? yeah research that.  That California will be swallowed up by the pacific, HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN SAYING THIS??? At one time it was earth quakes, another it was Platonic shift, and now its global warming.  Let me tell you this, The earth is going to do what its going to do and we don't have allot of say so when it happens.  Now Im not saying that humans have no impact but to say that a volcano eruption does HOW MUCH Damage vs Man????  Shouldn't these blow hards be trying to plug up volcanoes since they are such a detriment to the environment.

You know the earth is a giant Etch-a-sketch and when the time comes it will "Clear" itself just has it always has done for millions of years.  We are no means in a climate crisis, if we were then I must report that right before Easter I had global warming all over my yard and front porch.  The Mid west can attest to this as well with rampant flooding and freezing that caused floods and terrible damage at the same time.

In closing I will continue to lesson my waste as everyone else should, but if they don't its their business not mine.  Just don't bring that Al Gore rhetoric to me about Global Warming, Im not buying it.

Oh and here for you Electric Car Fans This is a REAL hoot -


Makes you wonder why the MSM isn't reporting this???

Friday, April 17, 2009

Asheville, Asheville, Asheville . . . . . . You loud mouth blow hard

The day was 4/15/2009, tax day . . . the day of Tea Party.  The city county plaza in front of the Buncombe county courthouse was packed, no official numbers but I think we had close to 500 to 600 people there maybe more.

Now this was great, it was for one Peaceful no arrests actually and come to think of it not ONE reported arrest out of the hundreds of thousands of people that protested in hundreds of cities nationwide, and that is great!

Here are some of the scenes of the protest here in Asheville NC.































Now when the local professional protesters you know who, the Anti-War, and th Enviromentalist people usually end with the police breaking it up and someone going to jail in the end.  Not today, it was about peaceful protesting not "Showing your Ass".

Why is Asheville a loud mouth?  Because everyone chastised the people for this tea party on a local and country level.  All that was heard was "tea-baggers" and "tea-bagged" real grown up from the opposing side huh?  



My own video -



"Not bad for a bunch of Terrorists"  lol

It was a group of people with their children crying out to DC to STOP SPENDING, and you know that scares them that so many people can turn off the MSM and think for themselves and how they want their tax money spent.  Not on Pork, not on redistribution, and not forcing a state to take the money wether they want it or not.

It was sour grapes that a Grassroots movement that did not have a political ideal in mind, it was calling a spade a spade.  So much for the loud crowd, all these idiots can come out to save A tree or bad mouth an ex president but no one can come out to call out the zoo both Elephants and Donkey's.   Asheville How progressive.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Some thing Sad in the Grand Ol town of Asheville

Check this out - http://www.biltmorepark.com/

This is a new 'Down Town" complete with Condo's theater and places to shop in the Arden area.  Arden is basically south Asheville just for logistics.

Now this is what is sad, Downtown Asheville has become such an over burdening cesspool of filth and garbage that people with money, the same people that either make or break a town decided to build another downtown.  Oh yes, and this down town is classy unlike the current down town now.  

Its sad because, down town you can't do anything you want to do unless its cool and hip.  For example - Being against Chain restaurants when these hypocrites clearly support Chain places down town, Chains like Doc Chey's and the Mellow Mushroom and their are a few other as well but those are the most popular.  Why is that they support some chains and don't support others?  Hypocrisy, plain and simple.  So since the original down town as become too much of a hassle to building anything and if you want to land scape YOUR land hippies show up and cry about it.  So developers built a new one, a better one, without Drum Circles, Bums, Hippies, kooks, and wanna be hipsters.  Without the City saying its part. a new downtown reborn hopefully the court house and city hall will move as well.  Then maybe the current city will cease to exist.  

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Local Citizen does the unheard of . . .

Happy Easter Asheville!

BREAKING NEWS FROM ASHEVILLE NORTH CAROLINA

You heard it here first, Remember The story Broke Here!!!!

Local Hippies and Trustafarians face realization that the sun does not rise and set in Asheville's Anus.
By:  Edgy NDN Reporter from the Oakley Times Copyright 2009

Local lay abouts and drug smoking hippies in state of disbelief that the sun does not set in Asheville's Anus.  This was proven when one pay their bills and turned on their cable to find out that their was a whole other world out there.  Needless to say these people were shocked.

Kook #1 - I payed my bill, turned on the Tube and there it was staring at me, a world that didn't resemble 1978, I passed out . . . . 

More news as news develops.

Local residents shocked to find out that the Asheville City limits extend further then the Tunnel, the Bridge and the Biltmore Area.
By:  Oakley Hooligan Reporter from the Oteen Gazette Copyright 2009

Asheville city council and area residents shocked and alarmed that there was more to the city of Asheville then what they thought.

Councilman Do nothing:  I knew we had more people in the area but never did I think that it extended as far as it did.  We are shocked the city was so big and the rest of the city was so modernized compared to our little mountain town.  We will launch a $100,000,000,000,000 Study to find out about the surrounding areas with a NY Firm, this study should take 10 years.

More to come as news develops

When did Bloggers get to treated as main stream news???

I have a blog so I am obiviously right about everything I say. Well That is what several local bloggers around good ol' Asheville NC think. They won't allow too many negative posts on their boards or allow anyone to think different then they do. Its just not right.

In Asheville the saying goes like this "Be Progressive and be a free thinker, just as long you believe what everyone else believes in" Or in some cases the blogger has to say, even when that blogger is talking out of their ass completely.

Yes, Yes, good for you, you sit in a coffee shop and/or Bar in the neighborhood and spit your one sided venom chastising anyone that speaks up to you because you are so High and mighty. You Sip your Joe, or what Trendy beer at the moment (Something Local or PBR Cant be seen without drinking a can of cat urine brewed through a hobo's ass) and Type and type, type, type you all are the type of ass holes that blog in person so you can be seen blogging, and go to blogging meetings with other bloggers because its about your sad 15 minutes of fame.

Masterbating with one hand while your typing with the other, and listening to NPR on a wireless in your pocket, can't go to the toilet without listening to NPR or what ever preach to the choir Progressive station your into, Yea progressive radio is going to give you all the facts, from all sides of the story, heaven forbid you actually looked up some info on your own.

Do what they say in lockstep and make sure no one questions you or what you type because you have a blog and there for you are a god, and now we have twitter, I can't wait till you utilize that garbage to to keep us up to date with your drivel.

If you was so Tolerant and so Progressive why dont you think for yourself instead letting someone else make your mind up for you.  Its same people that always say "I vote for (Insert a political party) because my daddy and grand daddy did" Yeah that party changed since then.  Things are not so black and white as you think the views are.

So you call yourself a Progressive and a Liberal, and that you like to add free thinker with an open mind.  Then why do you disagree with ANY opinion that isn't spoon fed to you by you narrow minded group, NPR, University Professor, or AM Station angry radio program?  Think about it preach about intolerance and you don't know that using the word intolerance is the definition of intolerant. . . . . . . 

Friday, April 10, 2009

Asheville and the Inconvenient yet Convenient Money maker

So here we are right smack in the middle of a Recession with not much of an end in sight.  And the good folks that was voted to Asheville City Council have decided to Go Green, in a recession.  Hybrid this and hybrid that not fully understanding that a Hybrid leaves a bigger "Carbon Foot Print" then a used vehicle.

But its symbolism over substance, that is what this all stands for, since Asheville is portrayed as this orgasmic, feel good, center of the universe.  With a touch of lets pretend to be San Francisco, with that "Paris of the South" BS.  Asheville is NO Where near as Progressive and ahead of the curb as it thinks, its just those that drink the water around here buy into that garbage.  Yeah well its officially no fooling anyone, anyone that can think for themselves.

So the recession is here and Asheville is concerned with Bike Paths, Greenways and Green Buses or the ever so smug "Hybrid".  Apparently the Roof of the Dump AKA the Asheville Civic Center was just given a Green roof . . . . .  This cesspool and money pit was given a new Green Roof, wonderful planning of tax payer funds, lets put a green roof on a building that probably won't last for 5 years.

More to Come As the news come in.